The Trojan Horse Campaign of Tommy Tuberville

It’s Tommy Tuberville’s history to lose even when he wins. Witness his tenure at Auburn as head football coach. 85–40 in ten years. His team went undefeated in the SEC in 2004, yet didn’t play for the National Championship and was ranked second. You can argue all you want that this wasn’t Tuberville’s fault, but nobody really cares about that, least of all Alabama fans. The point is that Tuberville is a loser and the people at Auburn who fired him knew it.

From Tuberville’s Wikipedia entry: “he developed a reputation for losing games when he clearly had the better team.” I rest my case.

Let’s be real here, folks. The only reason this Trump bootlicker is the Republican candidate is Donald Trump’s hatred of Jeff Sessions. He has that same big smile and blank stare of all these Trumpchurian candidates around the country who gain by tickling the ears of supporters with false promises and religious appeals.

And now he’s wanting to take away the Senate seat of Doug Jones. Seriously? Let’s call this one like it truly is: Tuberville has sold his soul to the devil that is Donald Trump. He has nothing in terms of experience in government, one of those sham “qualifications” that Trump used four years ago to sell the idea that an outsider was needed to “drain the swamp.” Such a nice metaphor until you realize that replacing the swamp with quicksand is a net loss for everyone except the one percent.

What do Tuberville’s ads say? Nothing about him (obviously), only made-up nonsense to vilify Jones by laughably calling him a liberal. How do they make this claim? Well, it seems Jones has “friends” in Hollywood and has voted with such awful straw men as Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer. That makes HIM liberal, right? Wrong, and here’s the thing. Alabama knows that Doug Jones is a conservative Democrat and one of the very few in all of Congress to wear the label “deal-maker,” because he’s able to join with some across the aisle to actually pass legislation that is good for our state. This is precisely who we need in the Senate, not some handpicked Trojan Horse of the extreme radical right.

Tuberville is completely unqualified, because his lips move only with the words of his handlers from the Mitch McConnell wing of the Republican Party. He isn’t “for” Alabama. For crying out loud, the guy even lives in Florida. Oh, right. He moved to Alabama in 2018 for the express purpose of running for Senate. Does he, can he represent the wants and needs to Alabamians? Hell, no. He has zero knowledge of the problems of our state, and yet, here he is as Donald Trump’s candidate.

Like a great many local, state, and national Republican candidates, their vessels are the Trojan Horses of politics. On the outside, they appear to be one thing, but on the inside, they are seething with hatred for the poor and the afflicted (unless they can manipulate them for votes). Also on the inside they have no original thoughts, only the tried and true forms of propaganda that have nearly destroyed our country over the last four years through a conspiracy of the first order, as revealed in Anne Nelson’s book, Shadow Network: MediaMoney, and the Secret Hub of the Radical Right.

And, using national issues to justify local elections is sloth gone to seed. It robs people in states like Alabama from ever really addressing that which is important to Alabama. This is the exact formula that Sarah Palin used to gain office in Alaska, and who was her trainer? The 700 Club. This is exactly what we have in Tommy Tuberville. Of course he doesn’t have any ideas or plans, because he’s just there to parrot the wants and needs of the extreme right, and their attempted takeover of the U.S. Government. We need to repudiate this, and reject this blatant and self-centered attempt to fool genuine and otherwise wonderful country people into voting against their own basic needs in making what they believe is a righteous attempt to make a difference.

It’s the most egregious attempt to overthrow our government in the history of the United States. And, it’s done with a gleaming smile and charisma that hides a sleazy wolf in sheep’s clothing, to say nothing of the attempt to paint Doug Jones with a brush that belongs for use on somebody else. Doug Jones a liberal? You have GOT to be kidding me.

So, with work experience tagging Tuberville as a loser, he now wants to be one of Alabama’s U.S. Senators. His only qualification is that he’s a puppet of Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell. They say “jump” and he says “How high?”

And that, my friends, is not representative of anything other than the purest form of evil imaginable.

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