Annie’s “threat” was a prayer

Here is Annie’s original post, the one that got her a visit from the Secret Service (see this). Thanks to Chloe and Google’s caching.

10/14/04 09:25 am
a prayer for dubya

Dear God:

Wassup? How’s it hanging? Yeah, I know it’s been a long time since we talked. This probably stems from my belief that you do not exist. Anyway, the reason why I’m calling you is because last night, President Bush said that he could feel it every time we prayed for him, and since he apparently doesn’t listen to anyone but you, Lord, I thought you might pass this along to him.

Please kill George Bush. I hate him so much. I think he is a giant dick and I want terrible things to happen to him. I’m not really big on the specifics of how he dies, but if you could at least arrange it so that the authorities find his dead body on top of an underage black male prostitute surrounded by a mountain of cocaine and child pornography, that would really be super-awesome. And maybe you could have some media people there when the police find the body, so they can take pictures and stuff. That’d be fucking GREAT. Am I allowed to say “fuck” in a prayer? Shit, I just said it again. Ah, well.

Anyway, that’s my prayer, Lord. Please, please, please kill Dubya. And Dick Cheney. And everyone else in the Bush Administration. Maybe they can all commit mass suicide together or something. I don’t know. You’re the one with all the ideas. You come up with something. I need more coffee.

Smooches and Huggles,

Come on, people. Share your own prayers for Bush. Maybe if we all pray hard enough, Bush will feel it so deeply he’ll have an aneurysm! You never know! *squeezes eyes shut and prays harder*
feeling: cranky cranky
on the radio: Muse — Apocalypse, Please

I’ve heard Pat Robertson pray for the demise of Supreme Court Justices. Perhaps he should get a little visit.

David Weinberger gets on the case.

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