A Few Complaints (in the spirit of George Carlin).

Angry TerryOne of the beauties of being a septuagenarian is that we get to complain a lot. It’s kind of expected once you’ve achieved your three score and ten. From the “get off my lawn” contingent to the “back then” group to those who’ve been reduced to moaning about the weather or our joints, old people can’t help but complain. So, I’ve got a few for you this morning. As a reader, please remember that you’ve no need to respond, because I just need to complain. Let’s leave it at that.

So here are a few people who I think need to lead colonization efforts on Mars:

These morons who believe everything that Donald Trump tells them. These are the same bozos who brag that their man is the greatest President in the history of the union and just spent the weekend roasting pre‐Easter weenies in his name. I mean, seriously? The guy just cut taxes for the 1% and increased them on everybody else by getting into a trade war in the name of America first! Who do you think pays for those tariffed goods? We do, folks. And he lies. He just makes stuff up to continue some thought stream he just mounted to make himself look good. Don’t these people see any of this stuff?

Here’s another group of people who ought to be made to fart over the Kilauea blow hole:

These Supreme Court judges who vote along party lines. I thought these guys were supposed to be impartial and “vote their conscience!” And what about these conservative morons who’ve been saying for years that the Supreme Court isn’t supposed to “make law,” that they’re only supposed to decide cases. Screw judicial precedents, they said. Just make a final judgment on whatever case is before them, but don’t let those decisions carry the weight of law. Okay, so what about all this talk about overturning Roe v Wade? Isn’t that making law, or does this case‐by‐case business only pertain to things you don’t care about?

Now, let’s talk about another bunch that we ought to send to the sun for a soft touch down:

These heroes at Fox News who parrot the Conservative party line as “news.” Everybody else is fake but not them! Liberals and conservatives present two completely different narratives of governing, and since “the media” is biased on behalf of liberals, there needs to be a media outlet that presents and defends a different narrative, one that insists that unbridled capitalism and liberty (or is it license) are what matter most. These manipulators of truth sit atop their haughty pedestals directly challenging perceptions that they believe come from a place of liberal bias. It doesn’t matter if their allegations are true or not, only that they create the illusion that they speak on behalf of conservatives (or is that “everybody?”). Journalists cannot be pushers of propaganda or any party line, and especially not if they justify it by claiming their political opponents do the same thing. They don’t.

And now, here’s another group of nut sacks that we should probably just execute with a scrotal vise and get it over with:

These people who actually believe that Snopes is a liberal partisan hack. So, if Fox News declares that black is white, and that declaration is challenged online, it’s very likely that Snopes.com would make a “correction” for its readers. But the conservative narrative pitched by Fox doesn’t allow for disagreement, and anyone who does so MUST be a liberal. Hence, nothing from Snopes can be believed, and therefore, social media participants who try to warn their followers are in league with liberal media. Of course, the truth is that Snopes is no respecter of political position when it comes to rooting out that which is fake in our information‐driven world. Doesn’t matter.

Then, there’s a group that really ought to be stranded on a tiny deserted island with no bathroom. When they attempt to take a shit in the ocean, may a horde of prehistoric alligators consume them for lunch:

These so‐called Christians who believe personal responsibility is the best version of godliness. This is the crowd that speaks down to the poor in a voice and tone designed for maximum shame and disgust. They want us to acknowledge their greatness in “following God’s word” in terms of tangible success and especially wealth. They claim that they came out on top, because they followed the rules, which includes the blessings of God Almighty. Worse, their claim is that time and chance had nothing to do with it, which means anybody with any sense ought to follow their path.

And, finally, let’s put the magnifying glass over a group of folks who ought to be locked up with a host of White Walkers for companionship:

These idiots who give absolute impunity to Israel in its treatment of its neighbors. They believe anyone who speaks against God’s plan for Israel — which they derive from their interpretation of ancient scriptures — will end up within the gates of Hell. Seriously, these artificially‐created people base acceptance of the aggressive violence of the Israeli Defense Forces on God’s lasting covenant with Abraham and his progeny (which inconveniently included both Isaac and Ishmael). They also seriously believe that the correct interpretation of the United Nations actions after World War II and its Holocaust is that God Almighty brought end times prophecy into the here and now in 1948, and that to believe anything else is anti‐Semitic.

Honestly, people, this is the world in which we now live, and those of us who object are supposed to just sit back and have these groups take over the planet. I don’t think so, and after we’ve recovered from the shock that these positions are held by an enormous umbrella group known as “conservatives,” we need to pick up our weapons and fight. They view life as a zero sum game that they not only WILL win but are actually “supposed to” win.

God help us all.

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